Privacy Policy

Who we are

Bro I’m just a guy like I’m just me what the fuck is a computer anyway like what the fuck we just taught sand how to think one day? 

Comments

I’m going to keep your comments forever and print them out and put them up all over Times Square in New York and laugh at them, and at you, for ever thinking you deserve to post comments on my pristine website.

Media

I’m going to steal all of your pictures and videos and music and re-sell them at a profit, saying that they’re my own work. Literally anything you post on my site becomes my property, and if you ever try to retain ownership, you’re legally allowing me to kick down your bedroom door at 3:22am and magdump a Glock 17 into your skull.

Cookies

Delicious, next question.

Embedded content from other websites

There will be no embedded content because every other website is absolute dogshit.

Who we share your data with

No one, except maybe my friends, and several Discord servers, and the FBI and CIA, and the Mossad, the GIGN, the FSB, ASIO, and honestly just anyone who asks politely.

How long we retain your data

We use advanced machine learning algorithms to delete your data before you send it to us. Yes, we have already installed a RAT on your PC and we are actively deleting all of your personal data and files.

What rights you have over your data

You have no rights at all. Enjoy your slop and be happy.

Where your data is sent

I am, right now, beaming all content available to me out into space, in the hopes that an alien race will hear it, become offended, and detonate earth’s core, freeing me from this hell that I inhabit.